|Katie Price turns up for her wedding to Prince William|
Prince William marries Kate Price, alias
Prince Harry turns up at the Cathedral hair eschew, bleary eyed and clearly hung over and says: ‘F*** sake, is that the time?’
Prince Philip nods off during the ceremony and can be heard snoring loudly. When the Queen gives him a nudge, he snaps,’ Give me peace, woman.’
When the happy couple cut the cake, Fergie jumps out, completely starkers. (see my post on pop out cakes to read how that can be done)
Princess Michael of
can be heard offering to pave the way for a world first exclusive interview with the newly wed ‘for a fee.’ Kent
Prince Andrew turns up in a chopper, very late and lands it right in the middle of the wedding pics.